Will the Future King of England Be Jewish?
[John Kaminski found this one. I nearly fell on my back. I did not know Kate Middleton was Jewish? Jewish rats crawl out of every corner imaginable. Jan]
From the Internet:
Sent by an Orthodox (Sephardic) rabbi in Israel:
It is interesting to note the following in the family tree of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William:
Kate’s mother is Carol Middleton, daughter of Ronald Goldsmith and Dorothy Harrison (both Jews)
The parents of Dorothy Harrison are Robert Harrison and Elizabeth Temple (both Jews), the latter a descendant of the Myers family (traditional English Jews in the 19th century)
Bottom line: Princess Kate is a Jew on her matrilineal side, and as a consequence, the future king of England will be a Jew according to Jewish Law and tradition.