SURGEONS BRAGGING WHILE PLAYING GOLF. . . . . . .

The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!

The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm.

I reattached them and now he’s training for the Olympic gymnast team!"

The third doctor said "I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.

All they could find was the horse’s ass, few body parts, and her hair.

I put them together and now she’s the Speaker of the US House!"